Why I’ll never be a great writer.

1.)  I’m not an alcoholic.  I get crippling hangovers after about 5 beers.

2.)  What’s another word for thesaurus?

3.)  Apparently the suffering of  the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant doesn’t generate enough page hits.

4.)  Calling a sitting Senator “A fucking asshole,” makes editors nervous.

5.)  It’s good to know the usage of to and too.

6.)  Terrible writers who are celebrities still generate more press.

7.)  Journalistic standards?  In today’s blog-o-sphere?

8.)  Twitter is not a writing credit.

9.)  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

10.)  You apparently have to actually write stuff.  Like, regularly.

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